Re: The Corrupt A Wish Game

**Orion255** Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:56 am

Okay...
Granted, but your gasp turns into a panicked frenzy to breathe and you die, gasping for air to feed your asthmatic, oxygen deprived brain.
I wish I owned Jiggs. The horse. Who is awesome.

Berserker119 Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:34 pm

Granted, but it's a rabid horse and bites your balls off, which also happens to be it's sexual fantasy.

I wish I had a rabid horse.

**pjb00** Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:42 pm

Granted, but it casts a spell preventing you from ever being wrapped up in toilet paper by two hot chicks....

I wish I had two hot girlfriends... At the same time.

Berserker119 Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:03 pm

Granted, but they didn't know about each other, and when they found out, got angry and started trying to kill you

I wish people liked me.

**Orion255** Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:39 am

Granted, but they only like you as a meal.
I wish that the Recession was over.

Berserker119 Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:50 am

Granted, but GM takes over the world, and it comes back, with a vengeance

I wish I could scream

**Orion255** Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:40 pm

Granted, but your scream breaks your own eardrums so you can never hear it.
I wish my Christmas will be awesome.

Berserker119 Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:43 pm

Granted, but you get swine flu, and don't get anything from anyone but your parents, who give you the afore mentioned rabid horse

I wish slayer hadn't backed out of the concert

**Orion255** Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:26 pm

Granted, but then they get their own concert, and before you sit down you go deaf, and can see them rocking, but cannot hear them.
I wish my recording session had worked out.

Berserker119 Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:51 am

Granted, but when it played back, all you could hear was the slayer concert mentioned above

I wish I could see a boxing match between a poodle and a gargoyle

**apollo959** Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:01 am

Granted, but the referee wins.

I wish my arm wasent sore.

Berserker119 Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:54 pm

Granted, but it stops hurting because you got injected w/ an overdose of morphine

I wish death tasted good

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