Re: The Corrupt A Wish Game

**Orion255** Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:50 pm

Granted, but they are all from child molesters and pedophiles, looking to get off and your page turns into a pornographic site.
I wish Wesley's farts did not have the ferocity of a thousand atomic bombs.

ezy goin Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:41 pm

Granted, but now they spew out giant flesh eating ants every single time.

I wish Xbox didn't red ring.

**apollo959** Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:38 pm

granted, but now it blue rings, and it kills you when you look at it.

i wish i didnt have a wish

**Orion255** Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:54 pm

Granted, but everyone else gets one and you get so jealous you kill yourself.
I wish that my parents had already given me my birthday present.

ezy goin Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:27 pm

apollo959 wrote:granted, but now it blue rings, and it kills you when you look at it.

i wish i didnt have a wish

Heh heh... yay

Anyway, to Orion's wish...

Granted, but it's a saber tooth tiger, and although that's really cool, it bites your face off so you can't see it.

I wish the apocalypse would happen soon.

**apollo959** Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:44 pm

granted, but by some cruel twist of fate, you survive. And then, die slowly. Have fun.

i wish i could summon fire.

Berserker119 Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:53 pm

haven't we been over this?
Granted, but the fire burns you, everyone you love, and causes the afore mentioned apocalypse

I wish I was getting laid to a hot girl, who isn't diseased in any way, or imperfect cyclops

**apollo959** Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:50 pm

granted, but she has HERPES. (Its not a disease, and its not an imperfection Very Happy

)

i wish i there were more smileys.

Berserker119 Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:52 pm

apollo959 wrote:granted, but she has HERPES. (Its not a disease, and its not an imperfection )

i wish i there were more smileys.

it is a disease, actually, it's an STD.

Granted, all the smileys would be hannah montana smileys and they would rape your soul Twisted Evil

I wish I could kill a certain person (of whom I shall not mention, because only one person in the world would care, and they use this site) in the most horrible bloody way possible Twisted Evil

**pjb00** Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:11 pm

Granted, but then they come back and rape you everyday...

I wish for leet shit's wish but with megan fox...

Berserker119 Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:58 am

you want to kill megan fox!??? Sad

Granted, but she comes to sleep with me instead Laughing

I wish the the sun would fall on the earth and kill everyone

**apollo959** Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:18 pm

granted, but its the sun from the teletubbies, and all everyone does is... wait for it... EAT BABY!!

i wish santa was real, and he had no criminal record, past or future.

Berserker119 Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:55 pm

He isn't....? Mad

Granted, But he would get a boner as soon as he saw you

I wish you hadn't said that

**apollo959** Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:05 pm

granted, but i did

i wish santa wasnt a pedophile...

Berserker119 Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:09 pm

you make this too easy

Granted, but he is.

I wish there was a day in celebration of the birth of George Fisher. (If you don't know who he is, look him up. You'll see why) Exclamation

**apollo959** Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:14 pm

if you mean the vocalist for cannibal corspe, than it will be the one day everybody's heads explode.

i wish that i could drive, and drive well.

Berserker119 Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:15 pm

Granted, but I can't, crash head on into you and kill you, your bro, your sis, and your dad

I wish I had a '32 Dodge

ezy goin Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted, but it was previously a spy's car, and while you're driving along a cliffside, you are randomly ejected due to a malfuncton, and plumet to your death.

I wish there were real digimon, or yu gi oh cards (wait, no cards!), digimon.

**apollo959** Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:23 pm

granted, but they turn out to be 8-bit. They cannot survive in this 3d world, so they die, along with the childhood dreams of children everywhere.

i wish i had somebody who could wish for me.

Berserker119 Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:53 pm

Granted, but it was me

Apollo wishes he could suck a huge 20 foot dick while listening to Hannah Montana and playing playstation 3 Like a Star @ heaven

**pjb00** Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:48 pm

teh 1337 5417 wrote:Granted, but it was me

Apollo wishes he could suck a huge 20 foot dick while listening to Hannah Montana and playing playstation 3

LOL!!!!

Granted, but it's Hannah Montana's dick!!!!!

I wish that I had borderlands and the disk was perfect and would not screw up in any way and when I put it into my xbox it made it INVULRERABLE TO EVERYTHING BAD!!!!

And then I get to give it to Megan Fox and we have 100 perfect babies and then they grow up and RULE THE WORLD... AND NOBODY EVER DIES OR GETS HARMED IN ANY WAY!!!!

Corrupt that bitchezzzz!

**apollo959** Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:10 pm

granted, but since everything is good, the universe unbalances and tips over, inverting existence and making cockroaches the sentient life on earth.

i wish drunk tank podcasts werent so long...

**pjb00** Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:14 pm

Granted, but now they are only 1 second long. And it's Geoff masturbating...

BAD THOUGHTS!!!

I wish I could have a |_ E /\/\ () /\/!

(I dare you to corrupt that!)

**apollo959** Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:17 pm

granted, but... FAFL comes into play, and you do unmentionable things to said ~~lemon~~ |_E /\/\ () /\/.

i wish for windows 7

**pjb00** Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:23 pm

Granted, but it ruined your computer and all of the computers that will ever be in your house.

I wish for another |_E /\/\ () /\/.

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