Re: The Corrupt A Wish Game

Berserker119 Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:33 pm

Granted, but I eats it and you cry yourself to sleep for the rest of your life because it was your one true love, and now it's burning in stomach acid

I wish I could have some s'ghetti right now Smile

**apollo959** Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:22 pm

granted, but you get "s'ghetti" which is actually spanish for "Flying Death Blade"

i wish my sinuses werent stuffed up

**pjb00** Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:45 pm

Granted, but now they dont exist.

I wish I coule have a |_E /\/\ () /\/.

**apollo959** Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:15 pm

We've been over this already...

Granted, but it refers to a used car that sucks, and it strands you in the middle of the Nevada Desert.

I wish Pat would shut up about lemons.

**pjb00** Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:23 pm

Granted, but now I will talk about LIMEZZZZ.

I wish I had a LIMEZZZZ!!!

Berserker119 Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:19 pm

Granted, but so does Hannah Montana, therefore rendering it useless

I wish I had a Flying death blade

ezy goin Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:55 pm

Granted, but it killes everyone you care about and removes your limbs in a non-fatal, bladey way.

I wish I had a Samurai friend.

Berserker119 Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:59 pm

ezy goin wrote:Granted, but it killes everyone you care about and removes your limbs in a non-fatal, bladey way.

I wish I had a Samurai friend.

That's not corrupting it

Granted, but it was an evil demon samurai friend who make your mom do crack, and forced her into prostitution

I wish that wish came true

**apollo959** Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:47 am

granted, but it didn't.

i wish for world peace.

Berserker119 Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:54 pm

Granted, but then the balance of good and evil would be tilted, and every country that had ever gone to war, and their neighbors, would blow up. confused

I wish for a life time supply of chocolate pudding

ezy goin Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:52 pm

teh 1337 5417 wrote:
ezy goin wrote:Granted, but it killes everyone you care about and removes your limbs in a non-fatal, bladey way.

I wish I had a Samurai friend.

That's not corrupting it

Granted, but it was an evil demon samurai friend who make your mom do crack, and forced her into prostitution

I wish that wish came true

Well, In my opinion none of my wishes have been corrupted in the slightest...

Granted, but when the first bite of chocolate enters your mouth, it all instantly turns into crap.

Blatendly, I wish I never existed...

Berserker119 Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:25 pm

Granted, but you do. and your life sucks. go kill yourself.

I wish this fourm would end. in flames.

**pjb00** Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:06 am

I thought we did this already.

Granted, but only you survive and you have to live here for the rest of your life and you can't kill yourself...

@#$% you never make a wish... i wish the pjb would make a wish - apollo959

Berserker119 Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:38 pm

pjb00 wrote:I thought we did this already.

Granted, but only you survive and you have to live here for the rest of your life and you can't kill yourself...

@#$% you never make a wish... i wish the pjb would make a wish - apollo959

We actually didn't. The world has been said, but never the forum.

Granted, but he really never will

I wish that I could think of a fetish so obscure, it would blow someone's mind out

**apollo959** Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:41 pm

granted, but it has something to do with a meter stick, a ball of yarn, and a banana.

i wish the number counting thread was unlocked.

**pjb00** Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 pm

Granted, but then I lock it immediately afterwards.

I wish I was a better actor.

**apollo959** Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:05 pm

granted, but your acting career is in porn, humiliating you for life and causing you to never be able to go out in public.

i wish i had the L4D2 demo already

Berserker119 Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted, but it's actually one of Patrick's video's scarring you forever.

I wish I never have to see one of those

**pjb00** Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:05 pm

Ouch........

I wish I could make better videos...

**Orion255** Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:33 pm

Granted, but his videos become so incredibly awesome that it is required by the government to watch them. You are not able to watch them and you are put to death,
I wish that m,y volunteer work tonight is awesome.

Berserker119 Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:53 pm

Granted, but you have to volunteer to jump off a bridge to see if it's safe.

I wish I could campaign with an army of spartans, both new and old, around Europe.

**Orion255** Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:02 pm

Granted, but they are Spartan 1s and Sergeant Johnson kills you before contracting Boren's Syndrome.
I wish that I had a crate of incendiary rounds and a mini-gun

**pjb00** Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted, but when you try to use them, you set a barrel of gasoline on fire and it explodes next to you...

I wish I could start the Zombie Apocolypse now... And survive through it with a really hot chick.

Berserker119 Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:29 pm

Granted, but only she thought she was really hot. And she had AIDS.

I wish that google was owned by apple

**pjb00** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:09 pm

Granted, but then apple was taken over by Sony...

*Gasp*

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