The Corrupt A Wish Game

**Orion255** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:14 pm

This game is a game where someone grants a wish, then finds a way to corrupt it.Following that corruption, the 2nd person makes a wish. Example being:

Orion255:I wish I could fly.

pjb00:Granted, but your wings are made of dried poo.
I wish I had a million dollars.

TheWhite9:Granted, but you have to spend it at Vacuum Village.

So on and so forth. Enjoy!

**apollo959** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:15 pm

I wish I had a giant, vegetarian hippo as a friend.

**Orion255** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:41 pm

Granted, but the vegetarian hippo has a VERY carnivorous friend, the crocodile.

**Orion255** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:41 pm

I wish I had no school tomorrow

**pjb00** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:43 pm

Orion255 wrote:I wish I had no school tomorrow

~~Granted, but that's because the power in all of canada's off.~~

Granted, but that's because of all of the monsters destroying the world.

I wish fail was dead.

**Orion255** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:53 pm

Granted, but he takes you with him.
I wish my mother's heart condition was cured. (Corrupt that!)

**pjb00** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:56 pm

Orion255 wrote:Granted, but he takes you with him.
I wish my mother's heart condition was cured. (Corrupt that!)

Okay........................................................................................

Granted, but now you have a heart condition...

I wish I could have a banana laffy taffy now.

ezy goin Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:29 am

Granted, but that laffy taffy turns you into a banana and makes you laugh yourself into a coma.

I wish i could warp reality with my mind...

**Orion255** Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:25 pm

Granted, but you have a nightmare and that's what reality warps into,
I wish I had an ipod touch.

**apollo959** Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:42 pm

granted, but the screen cracks and cuts your finger open, scarring you permanently.

i wish for a glass of milk

ezy goin Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:48 pm

Granted, but just as you start drinking, you become lactoseintolerant, pass out, and are taken to the hospital in an ambulance, costing $500.

I wish I could talk to animals.

**apollo959** Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:52 pm

Granted, but the animals don't like your personality and eat your face.

I wish I was a ninja.

**pjb00** Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:38 pm

apollo959 wrote:Granted, but the animals don't like your personality and eat your face.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, but you TURN INTO RYU HYABUSA FROM NINJA GAIDEN.....

Trust me, that's a bad thing.

**Orion255** Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:26 pm

Um.... nothing to corrupt....

I wish I had the ability of psychokinesis.

**pjb00** Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:49 am

Orion255 wrote:Um.... nothing to corrupt....

I wish I had the ability of psychokinesis.

Granted, but it only works on yourself.

I wish I could piss lemonade.

**Orion255** Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:07 pm

Granted, but you have to drink said lemonade to piss it out, resulting in total kidney failure, and your reliance on a dialysis machine for twenty-five years, following which, you die slowly.

I wish I had a puppy.

**apollo959** Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:13 pm

granted, but it craps on your xbox cd drive, and its not covered by warranty.

i wish we had more members.

ezy goin Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:17 pm

Granted, but they are an infamus band of web site hackers, they take over NSM and turn it into a site for the Wii...

I wish i could run really fast

**pjb00** Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:35 am

Granted, but you can't stop until you run into something.

I wish I could draw well.

**apollo959** Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:15 pm

granted, but nobody realizes this until you are dead.

Just like Picasso and all the other dudes. ~pjb00

i wish i could write flash code.

**Orion255** Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:18 pm

Granted, you can only write crappy flash games about veterinary gynecology.

I wish that it would snow.

**apollo959** Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:04 pm

granted, but it blocks your house in and you starve to death.

i wissh I cold spel

ezy goin Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted, but the words you write are written with your blood and you bleed (write) yourself to death.

I wish i could summon fire that wouldn't burn me... (or my clothes).

Berserker119 Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:24 pm

Granted, the fire would kill everyone you loved and it would give you herpes

I wish I was dead

**pjb00** Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:41 pm

Granted, but you had to stay here forever as a ghost.

Edit: Since pjb is too lazy to write a wish, I'll wish for him - apollo959

I wish my youtube videos had more views...

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